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Why aren't presidential assassins trying to impress Jodie Foster any more?

AT 63, she is a respected actress, a Hollywood icon and an LGBT pioneer. But apparently all that means nothing to the disrespectful men trying to kill the president. 

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Pub has Iron Maiden T-shirts on draft

YOUR local real ale pub now has six guest beers and heavy metal T-shirts at the bar, it has confirmed. 

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