World on brink of tits-based war

BRITAIN is at war with France and the ‘Axis of Tits’, as breast-based conflict threatens to engulf the planet.

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Owen 'can't wait to find out who Stoke City are'

STOKE City’s signing Michael Owen has said that his number one priority right now is to find Stoke on a map.

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