Your phone number, and five other things you should never give to Donald Trump

BEING presented with the Nobel Peace Prize will only stroke Donald Trump’s monstrous ego. Here are five other things you should never give him.

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Roll up, roll up, come see my collection of shitheads the public hates, says Farage

COME one! Come all! See the largest collection of venal turncoats disliked by the British electorate one can ever imagine!

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