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'Kidnap Me, Please' Says Skint British Soldier

A CASH-STRAPPED British soldier serving in Iraq has offered himself up for kidnap after pre-selling his post release interview rights to ITV.

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Cillit Bang to run NHS

POWERFUL household cleaner Cillit Bang has been awarded a five year contract to run the National Health Service.

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