19 things middle-class twats always have in their houses

ARE you a middle-class ponce with a property portfolio? Check off this list of things you undoubtedly already own: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Child's baking project 90 per cent spit

ANYTHING baked by small children is largely composed of human saliva and other bodily secretions, test results have confirmed. 

Checking article access…