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22 New Year resolutions that show you've hit a new low

WAS 2023 somehow, for you personally, the worst year of the decade so far? Have you resolved to turn things around? Are these your hopeless resolutions for 2024? 

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Woman getting ready for New Year's Eve party won't be done by midnight

A WOMAN getting ready to go to a New Year’s Eve party is looking increasingly unlikely to be finished before midnight.

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