32-year old woman still not sure of bra size

A WOMAN who has been wearing a bra for 17 years still has absolutely no idea what size she is.

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'I'm just going to freshen up' says date, leaving to take massive shit

A WOMAN on a first date excused herself by implying she was going to fix her make-up, when actually she was heading for a dump.

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