'3am in the morning' and other turns of phrase that make you clench your fists

EVER get the red mist just because someone – perhaps even someone you love – has used a phrase that seems a legitimate reason to kill? Like these? 

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'Find a job you love!' says twat with money

A RICH twat believes that anyone with a job they dislike should quit and do something they love instead, because she could. 

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