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45-year-old man trapped on bean bag

A 45-YEAR-OLD man has appealed for help after making the calamitous error of sitting on a bean bag at a friend’s house.

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Toilets are meant to be dirty: The recently divorced man's guide to domestic chores

ARE you a man who’s sadly got divorced, but also thrown off the shackles of domestic servitude? Here Tom Logan gives his advice to other liberated, unhygienic men.

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