A minimalist tree, and other middle class ways to suck the joy from Christmas

WANT to have a ‘sophisticated’ and therefore utterly joyless middle class Christmas? Try these tips.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Princess Peach, and other video game characters that you weirdly fancied

DESPITE them being made up of about 40 pixels, your adolescent brain found a way to fancy these characters from 90s video games:

Checking article access…