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Advice you'd give your teenage self on how to be less of a twat

PEOPLE wax lyrical about the wisdom they’d impart to their younger selves, but to be honest you just needed some easy-to-follow tips for being less of a bellend. Like these.

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Man forced to do half-arsed job at home due to Storm Ciarán

AN office worker has been forced to lazily send just two emails from home today due to Storm Ciarán.

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