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Am I maxxing, mogging, or moggmaxxing? A guide to the latest youth slang

CONCERNED about whether your recent trip to Londis to buy Monster was one in which you were mogging, maxxing, or both? We explain: 

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Man confused as sex drags on to tenth minute

A MAN cannot understand what is happening as his latest bout of sexual intercourse extends into its tenth minute.

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