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Are you a suburban boat wanker?

DO you live many, many miles from the sea, but still have a boat in your drive as if it were a short hop away? Go through our checklist: 

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He's older than his average life expectancy, and other reassuring facts about Donald Trump

THE media likes to paint Trump in a negative light, but the US president isn’t all bad. Here are five positive things about him.

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