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Are you horny because it's springtime or because you've been trapped at home for weeks?

EVERYBODY feels horny at the moment, but is it due to the sap rising and buds swelling or just because you haven’t had a shag for weeks on end?

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Five stupid lists to share on social media if you're bored shitless

YOU’VE done your favourite albums, films and TV shows. But you’re still bored, so what other moronic lists can you share?

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