Backpacker finds himself two hours into gap year

A 20-YEAR-OLD taking a gap year to find who he really is has inconveniently done so in a service station on the way to the airport. 

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Completely sedentary man protein-maxxing

A MAN who performs the bare minimum of physical activity nonetheless believes it necessary for him to consume three large steaks a day. 

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