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Bald man secretly wishes he still had hair

A BALD man has admitted that, though nobody would ever suspect it, he would actually prefer to have hair.

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In a minute, WASPI ladies, I'm annoyed at a football kit, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has told WASPI campaigners to bear with him because he is currently annoyed about a little flag.

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