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Bank holidays, and other things you look forward to that end in crushing disappointment

IT’S great to have something exciting and enjoyable to look forward to. Unless it’s one of those much-anticipated events that end up being a huge letdown. Such as:

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Death is sad blah blah blah but move on for f**k's sake: A letter from your local Tory MP

DEAR constituent,

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