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Barbecues 'like smoking 20 cigarettes but not as cool'

BARBECUE cooking has the same health effects as smoking 20 fags but is nowhere near as cool, it has emerged.

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Five ways to avoid swearing in front of your f**king annoying kids

DO you struggle to get through a whole day with your children without dropping the F-bomb on the little shits? Follow our guide and be the perfect parent you thought you’d be before you had kids.

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