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Britain's fannies excited to go full Chewbacca for winter

THE UK’s female pubic regions are looking forward to going the full Chewbacca for the coming winter months, their owners have confirmed. 

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Husband's social life entirely outsourced to wife

A MAN has handed over complete control of his social life to his wife, she has complained. 

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