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Cafe owner would prefer invasion of bikers than middle-class mums

THE chaos and disruption of an invasion of middle-class mums and their spoilt children makes a Hell’s Angels rampage look like nothing, a cafe owner has claimed.

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Five quirky things to do instead of having a personality

NEED a personality in a hurry but not sure how to get one? Try these stress-free alternatives to being a well-rounded human being!

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