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Changing room lighting makes you feel bad about your face, body, and life choices

CHANGING rooms are carefully designed to make you feel repulsed by yourself, the items you are considering buying, the whole concept of clothing and the world, it has emerged. 

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We ask you: Which other people should have their taxes put up?

THE country needs revenue and tax rises are forecast in the coming budget. Who, discounting you obviously, should be targeted? 

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