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Child method acting as shepherd

AN intense eight-year-old has spent an entire weekend herding sheep in preparation for his role in today’s nativity play. 

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Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign

A MAN has managed to secure a girlfriend at least four levels hotter than he is by wooing a foreign woman unable to recognise his knobhead qualities.  

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