Cockblocking friend just the extra hurdle man chatting up woman needed

A MAN who was ‘cockblocked’ whilst chatting up a woman in a nightclub has revealed it was just what he did not need at that moment.

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Cost of living pretentiously in London up 50 percent

THE daily cost of living like an affected twat in the capital has rocketed in the last year, it has emerged.

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