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Cost of living pretentiously in London up 50 percent

THE daily cost of living like an affected twat in the capital has rocketed in the last year, it has emerged.

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Astrology fan perplexed she can't get boyfriend

A WOMAN who is a strong believer in astrology cannot understand why her strange supernatural belief system has not led to a lasting relationship.

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