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Couple have four children but otherwise seem sane

AN outwardly normal couple have decided to have not one, not two, not three, but four children, it has emerged.

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Can you find Morgan McSweeney's phone and instantly end the Starmer government?

THE goal has been set: find the supposedly stolen phone of former Starmer aide Morgan McSweeney, end the current government and choose the next one. Here’s how:

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