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Couple romantically stab giant orange gourd together

A COUPLE seeking a romantic autumnal activity have chosen to mutually hack apart a huge, slimy squash.

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Saving a quarter of an apple: The most annoying fridge habits of bastards

TRAGICALLY, most of us have to share a fridge with a family, partner or flatmates. Here are some of the food storage annoyances these irredeemable bastards subject you to.

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