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Couple try to remember what they did at weekends before they had f**king kids

A COUPLE are trying to remember how they spent weekends before they were entirely given over to the demands of their children.

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Man who paid £17,000 in stamp duty last year never voting Tory again

A MAN who paid seventeen f**king grand in stamp duty last year is never voting Tory again, he has confirmed. 

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