Curtains, dining tables, garden furniture: What are your retired parents blowing thousands on?

HAVE your retired parents suddenly discovered they have money? Here are the unnecessarily expensive home goods they’ll start feeling the need to acquire.

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Man generously doesn't mind women having a bit of tummy fat

AN unsung hero has revealed that he does not have a massive problem with women who carry a small amount of fat on their stomach.

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