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Cycling holiday brilliant for two whole miles

A COUPLE who thought a cycling holiday would be a wonderful adventure changed their minds after two miles of cycling. 

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Supermarket pumpkins tragically unaware they won't make Halloween

A LARGE display of pumpkins being used to whip up excitement for Halloween are tragically unaware that they will be disposed of well before the big day. 

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