Danes sex, Spanish sex, Germans opening windows: six European nations and what they're better at than you

CONTINENTAL Europe is better at everything than you stodgy Brits because they’re just so sophisticated. Here’s what they outshine you at, country by country: 

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Women and women can't be friends, relationship experts confirm

THE long-held suspicion that it is impossible for women and women to have genuine friendships has been proved by researchers. 

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