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Dealer's cocaine now entirely cocaine-free

A DEALER has proclaimed that his cocaine is now proudly 100 per cent cocaine-free. 

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Masturbator's suspension of belief ruined by MILF who's never done a school run

A MAN watching pornography has been completely taken out of the whole experience by a so-called MILF who has obviously never even unfolded a pushchair. 

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