Devil mostly wears Primark these days

THE Devil is flattered you imagine he can still afford designer clothing in this economy, but says you are sadly mistaken. 

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This £5.50 pub beverage took the edge off my day - and boosted my confidence almost instantly

BY nutritionist Charlotte Phelps

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