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Dickhead friend into nicotine pouches now

A MAN who is a sucker for new fads is espousing the joys of sucking on disgusting little nicotine pouches, it has emerged.

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How to repress your homoerotic feelings about the Trump-Putin love affair: A MAGA guide

IT’S impossible to ignore the homoerotic overtones of Trump’s adulation for Putin. If you’re a MAGA type feeling aroused by it too, here’s how to bury your unwanted feelings of gayness.

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