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Discrimination wrong unless it's based on what car you drive

NO-ONE should be discriminated against unless they drive a car that singles them out as an utter w**ker, Britain has agreed. 

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Rosé banned for the next seven months

THE consumption of rosé has been banned for the next seven months, pending a review at Easter.

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