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Disney nail polish set regifted to eighth child in same class

A FROZEN-branded nail polish set is to be re-gifted for the eighth time within the same class of 24 primary school pupils, it has emerged.

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Dog knows full well you took his balls

DOG lovers have been warned that dogs are absolutely aware of their missing testicles, and know their human companions are responsible.

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