Don't refill your Jacuzzi every day: the selfish bastard's guide to saving water

WANT to help save water during the drought? Follow the advice and sacrifices of selfish moron Roy Hobbs.

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Find the least sticky table: your guide to a romantic date in Wetherspoons

WANT to impress your date with a visit to the country’s most romantic food and drink establishment? Make sure you do these things.

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