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Downsizing parent bringing you anything charity shops won't take

A MOTHER moving to a smaller house is offloading tons of useless shite on her adult children rather than take it to the tip. 

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Essex residents worried about foreign criminals coming over and undercutting them

ESSEX’S entrepreneurs has admitted they are concerned about asylum seekers because criminal migrants could encroach on their own well-established illegal activities. 

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