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Drive a big digger: the childish items on every man's bucket list

EVERY man has a bucket list of achievements he dreamed of as a boy before bowing to societal pressure and pretending he meant a threesome. These are his true wants: 

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'Anyone got anything we could use as a prison?' government asks Britain

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