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Drug anecdotes to be criminalised

SHARING interminable and exaggerated anecdotes about drug experiences is to be made a criminal offence, it has emerged. 

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Teenager discovers random, arbitrary punishment from universe is actually a job

A TEENAGER in her first job was shocked to be remunerated for her efforts, having assumed it was part of a grand scheme to make her life miserable. 

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