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Eating a donut in Sainsbury's toilets so the kids don't see, and other pathetic dad wins

FATHERHOOD is the most important experience a man will have in his life, apart from 100 per centing GTAV, but it can be harrowing. These men scored small, humiliating victories: 

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Couple gleefully steals whole bank holiday weekend for wedding

A BRIDE and groom are so thrilled with themselves they have stolen a nationally-mandated four-day weekend of freedom from more than 100 people. 

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