Elated neighbours agree never to talk to each other again

MILLIONS of Britons have agreed to end the misery of painfully awkward occasional conversations with their neighbours.

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Are you exploring your sexuality or are you just cheating? A quiz

‘EXPLORING your sexuality’ sounds like a worthy attempt to grow as a sexual being, but are you just using it as an excuse to cheat? Take our quiz.

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