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Every man secretly afraid of his hairline

THE position and strength of his hairline is secretly a constant source of dread for every single man, it has been confirmed.

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'You never know which will be your last E, son': Advice from rave dads

A GENERATION of ravers are now a generation of middle-aged fathers passing on their hard-earned clubbing wisdom to their children. This is their advice:

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