Everyone doing Dry January, if you mean sex

THE whole nation is approaching the midpoint of a very successful Dry January, if referring to sex only. 

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35-year-old no longer thinks men should be allowed to date younger women

A WOMAN of 35 who once relished being seduced by older men has an entirely different view now she is competing for their affections against 20somethings. 

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