Everyone only does a 'Friendsmas' once

PEOPLE only spend one Christmas with friends instead of family as it always ends in tears, arguments and alcohol poisoning, it has emerged.

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Woman expecting Christmas proposal getting Dyson

A WOMAN excitedly expecting an engagement ring on Christmas morning has not realised she will be getting a vacuum cleaner instead. 

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