Eyelashes and other shit that people adorn their cars with

PERSONALISING your car is a brilliant way of warning other road users there’s a twat about so keep a good distance. Any of these work: 

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Tom Cruise as six-foot-five Jack Reacher, and other piss-awful casting choices

EVER watched a film and thought, wow, they really made a shit choice there? These actors look and sound f**k all like their characters: 

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