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Falling house prices: the best news ever or the end of your life? Take our quiz

SHOULD you be overjoyed that house prices have hit a two-year low, or is your life no longer worth living? Find out with our quiz.

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Middle-aged man forced to warm up before bed to avoid injury

A MAN in his 40s has found he now needs to limber up with some gentle exercise before bed to avoid strains and injuries.

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