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Family simply too middle-class to enjoy holiday

A FAMILY on an excursion abroad have admitted they are too middle-class to sully themselves by deriving pleasure from it. 

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Pool lifeguard has gut feeling today is the day he'll have to do something

A LIFEGUARD at a public swimming pool senses that the time may have finally come for him to perform an action that is neither sitting, standing or walking. 

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