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Fancy notepads: Things you spent a bloody fortune on which are 'too nice to use'

SPENT a stupid amount of money on a theoretically functional item? Here are some things you will never dare to use and resent for it:

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Bitch-ass birds flying south for winter

THE more pathetic and cowardly species of birds have already started flying to warmer climes for the winter, it has emerged.

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