Father-of-three envious of male loneliness epidemic

A MAN who has no time to himself due to his three children is jealous of victims of the male loneliness epidemic.

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Katie Price's foolproof guide to vetting a new husband

GETTING married is a f**king nightmare. My new fella Lee is perfect in every way, but I’ve tied the knot with some wrong ‘uns in the past. Here’s what to look out for.

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