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Fearless man risks wank while waiting in for parcel

A COURAGEOUS hero took the plunge and started tugging away while waiting in for his Amazon delivery, it has emerged.

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Should you be worried about your partner's opposite-sex friends? Obviously 'yes'

YOUR partner should be able to have opposite-sex friends without you acting like a jealous nutter, right? No – these potential shaggers need to be watched like a hawk. Ask yourself these questions:

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